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Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.
Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.
by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010
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Text Blitzkreig

Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.
texting someone "Text Blitzkreig" 50 times
by rodgstar June 16, 2010
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text massage

When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".
I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.
by saltyconfetti August 7, 2011
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text courage

Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.
"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.

"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.

"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
by YoungJeezyJaxB August 23, 2014
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text book

satans tool of death
dude we only get this text books cause teachers are heartless basturds who get pleaser out of seeing someone dies like satan, teachers are satan
by Dis Dude January 13, 2008
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Text Sex

One who is constantly on their cell phone text messaging anyone and everyone. It may not be of sexual nature, it may just be a regular conversation.
Person 1: *texting*
Person 2: Yo, you've been on that phone for 2 hours, stop having text sex and join the party.
by StrikeFreedom January 1, 2008
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Text Down

The technology equivalent of "talking down." The only difference is that it comes by way of a text message. In other words, it is a text that someone may send, only they are speaking negatively to the person as though they are not as good as them.
MAN 1 TEXTS: " You are an idiot! Why don't you understand?"
MAN 2 TEXTS BACK "Hey! Don't you dare text down to me!"
MAN 1 TEXTS: "Right. Sorry dude."
by laxislife19 January 2, 2009
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