The Stairs Test

A term used when writing Harry Potter fanfiction (mostly on Ao3) where a character finds out they're trans by going up the "wrong" stairs in the dorms of Hogwarts. The stairs only allow one gender to come up them (Male or female), and when a canonically Male character (primarily Harry) is able to go up the stairs in a fanfic, it serves to move the plot forward.

"I was reading a fanfic the other day, and the author included the stairs test"

by Kayla_idk July 12, 2022

Two test

The act of putting two testicles in your mouth.

“Eh bro you ever played that game two test”
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”

by Chuckes March 14, 2022

Balconeese test

A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.

Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"

Person B: "Yes, and many more."

Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*

by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014

marshmallow test

The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.

During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.

by mlhiss June 10, 2020

sol test

The worst fucking thing known to anyone in Fairfax County. They make you cry and stress you when it’s the teachers grade, but if you’re in eighth grade they go on your high school transcript

Today I took my algebra sol test, and I wanted to cry

by screwyou210 May 17, 2019

PARCC test

1. A standardized test given in the state of Maryland.

2. An absolutely pointless excuse for Pearson Education to steal money from schools
3. The list of things I hate about this test extends from here to mars.

"The PARCC test, brought to you by pearson education. All rights reserved." "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c June 11, 2017