unicorn pleasure

Pleasure that is so unimaginable that it's almost like it doesn't exists.

Sarah has never experience unicorn pleasure that's why she's so basic.

by UNICORNGODTHEGOAT November 16, 2021

unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Unicorn Crush

When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.

“Oh my gosh, I have a huge crush on our new teacher.”
“It’s just a unicorn crush, calm down.”

by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022

unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.

Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.

by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.

Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
We could be the best unicorn dragon!

by Hehecamren September 10, 2020

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019