maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...
dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.
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Hey Joe that Mustang has a big snail sticking out of the grill, I don’t think your stock Corvette will stand a chance.
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Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?
Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
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