California Backwash

A California Backwash is when a woman is giving a man oral sex and he ejaculates into her mouth, and the woman gargles it back into his penis.
Hey dude I got a California Backwash.

Oh man those sting.
by ChaneZbilla May 25, 2011
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California Burrito

A burrito local to southern California, especially San Diego, but also popular in Orange County and LA. It consists of a tortilla toasted on a grill and filled with carne asada, french fries, cheese, sour cream and guacamole. A true California burrito has both sour cream and guac. While eating the burrito it is important to top every single bite with the salsa(s) of your choice.
Never put beans and rice inside a California burrito that belongs on the side.
by jackfm5 July 30, 2019
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Ramona, California

One word. Inbreds. Some kids don't even see the ocean and ask their cousins out to prom and sadies.
Ramona, California.
Being Inbred.
I don't know who to ask to the prom. So I asked my cousin after going to the corner store downtown and buying a jar of Copenhagen.
by sdnative5901 May 10, 2016
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California Cornrow

When a woman squirts while a guy is eating her out in to his cornrows and he lets it dry and doesn't wash it out so his friends can see.
Last night I gave RDD the most insane california cornrow!
by Retarded Dino June 28, 2011
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Redding, California

The stupidest place on earth, full of idiots. It's also the most boring place on earth where most 17year old girls are mothers. Oh, and most people don't go to college in Redding, either. We're all too stupid.
Go to Redding, California you jackass. You'll find your kind there. Fuck you.
by Roiben May 25, 2007
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California stop

an instance of driving slowly past a stop sign
That idiot just did a California stop.
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Hotel California

1. A song made famous by the Eagles; one of the most recognizable songs of their career.
2. One of the few songs to give me nightmares as a child due to the imagery the song induced.
3. One of my all-time favorite songs by ANY band.

To me, the song represents a first time using drugs that goes HORRIBLY wrong.

Allow me to clarify. In the first verse, the lines "There she stood in the doorway / I heard the mission bell / And I was thinking to myself / This could be heaven or this could be hell" is where he meets the woman who introduces him to this new drug and convinces him to use it. The next lines "Then she lit up a candle / And she showed me the way" is where she actually helps him to use this drug, as he's unfamiliar with it.

In the third verse, the high takes a fast turn for the worse. "In the master's chambers / They gathered for the feast / They stab it with their steely knives / But they just can't kill the beast" marks where the hallucinations take a darker, frightening turn.

"Last thing I remember / I was running for the door" is his natural reaction of trying to escape the horror. "I had to find the passage back / To the place I was before" is the futility of trying to escape the place his mind was dragged to.

"'Relax,' said the night man / 'We are programmed to receive / You can check out any time you like / But you can never leave'" are the final lines to the song, and feed into the paranoia the drugs have induced along with the hallucination.
Hotel California gave me nightmares as a child.
by schizonephilim October 27, 2018
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