suicide card

When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.

Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"

by percyflower July 5, 2018

poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death

me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

Internet Suicide

A act of effectively deleting all online accounts you can.

Miranda commited internet suicide a few months ago, wonder how she is doing now…

by disturb October 5, 2021

Suicide Tire

Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.

Good thing i spared one of them suicide tires.

by countingcards November 28, 2017

Pancake Suicide

a drill used in volleyball, usually for punishment. The players line up on the back line, do suicides (run from the baseline, to the ten-foot line, to the baseline again) but instead of touching the line, everyone must slide, doing a volleyball pancake. Your entire body slides on the floor as you dive flat, and it leaves bruises on your hips, especially. After you dive to the ten-foot line, you get up, turn around, run and dive to the baseline, then repeat to the half-court and the opposite ten-foot lines.

When the players had missed too many passes, the volleyball coach made them all do pancake suicides.

by ASKLFLDFLKJDSF March 22, 2011

financial suicide

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.

employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!

by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021

art suicide

Is when an artist gives up on their artwork simply because they don't feel like a good enough artist.

"He/she committed an art suicide."

by Billybobgeorgejr15 June 5, 2016