Milk Scorpion

The homosexual act between 5 men in which 2 men are jerked off by one man while he is fucked from behind by man 4 who is simultaneously being fucked by man 5

Yo bro did you wanna join in on the milk scorpion, we only need one more?

by GorillaForeskin&balls August 9, 2022

Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it

Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough

by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

November Scorpio

Ok I may be a bit biased because i am one, but we are fucking awesome. We are a bit mean and manipulative at times though.

Person 1) Yeah, im dating a november scorpio.
Person 2) Arent they mean?

Person 1) Yeah. But i like that.

Person 3) Get the fuck away from me.

Person 1) No.

by Nobody cares September 24, 2023

Bag of scorpions

A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.

My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?

by LizLemmon September 3, 2012

rhode island pencil sharpener

When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.

Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.

by CuntStuffer69 September 10, 2016

Kissing the scorpion

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.

Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.

by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017