When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

by Daddy Samuel December 9, 2019

Super extremely short person, the size of a leprechaun. She is really bad at scavenger hunts and hits parked cars in her spare time. She is loco and WILL let you know about it. Fluent in yapanese and spanish.
“Hey did you talk to Sammie today?” “Yeah man she is kinda crazy and went on a rant about how bad cherries are, kinda strange.”
by Gibbycuh June 13, 2025

by Ur mom133 September 11, 2021
