Surfing bitches

When a Bro slays through an extreme quality of lifelong prospects to seek the eventual one he will chose to Marry.

Haven't found the right one yet so far I'm just Surfing Bitches.

by elleydown June 10, 2020

Street surfing

Another word for hydroplaning. When you drive too fast in wet conditions, and basically water on the ground takes control of your tires.

Yo! Did you see that? That dude over there was just street surfing and crashed into that pole!

by latrelljennings December 30, 2017

skull surfing

When you are eating a chick out and she squirts in your mouth.

Spencer was eating Tiffany out last night, she was skull surfing him so hard he needed a shower afterwards.

by Skull Surfer February 17, 2018

surfing shit

What you do right now Is surfing shit

-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit

by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017

Flying Surf

A "Flying Surf" is when you accidentally combine two words into a new word.

Origin Story:

I was playing CS:GO 'Surf' and talking about the YouTuber 'Flying Uwe'
so while talking i said by accident 'Flying Surf' instead of 'Flying Uwe'

A: Did you saw the new Ryan Reynolds movie ?

B: The one with the Red Suit ?

A: Yeah, Red Reynolds was amazing.
B: Red Reynolds ?

by MurphyMasala July 12, 2024

surf dirty

surfing near river outlets after a long rainy period you surf in garbage

he was hutin for a ride hed surf dirty

by ron winter April 22, 2008

Driveway Surfing

When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.

Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...

by edgy sad kid December 27, 2017