Sam 

A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.

Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any

Sam by BackSeeet October 22, 2018

Sam 

Sam has very low self esteem, she hates everything thing about her but everyone else loves her. When she has a crush she never gets over him. Sam has a great body and works for it. Shes the craziest girl you'll ever meet but when shes sad shes a depressed dolphin.

Sam is so amazing!

Sam by Sara Sam October 27, 2018

Sam 

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.

You're a fucking Sam.

Sam by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018

Sam 

Super cute. Everyone wants to like him. Has the most beautiful smile. You want to ask him out but too scared, he will reject you. When you see him the whole world stops and you smile. If you stare at his eyes, his eyes sparkle. You wish he liked you, but everyone thinks he likes someone cuter than you. He is very stupid, but very cute.

Girl ( Love Bird ): He is walking towards me, act cool everybody
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )

Sam by fddjrbetdwjdnigrfdjniy November 9, 2018

Sam 

A gay Asian person of no gender that is bad at baseball that will not make a team

Sam is gayy

Sam by Ghgfghjgfgh November 13, 2018

Sam 

A person name

Sam is a great athlete that loves hockey and baseball. He also is really smart and small. He has many friends and moved houses many times.

Sam by Pepto loves sports November 27, 2018

Sam 

Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:

S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats

Sam by DontFallForTheWhitwGirlTrap December 8, 2018