real life situations

An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.

Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.

by redrobinyum562 January 30, 2022

Realadmin

A title for an advanced h4x0r who cracks CSGO cheats. (Specifically Plaguecheat.cc)

"Oh no! realadmin is back! It's over for V5!"
"Plaguecheat.cc crack tomorrow 4pm"
"frfr"

by The Real Tapi December 11, 2022

movie real

A depiction or version of reality that exists in the movies or on TV but does not reflect actual reality. Tends to describe unbelievable feats of strength, faulty physics or abnormal noises.

He jumped from the building and was saved by Spider-man, who caught his arm just before he hit the ground. I mean, as if! It was so movie real and so not real real.

by wordguy2 April 12, 2010

dat real

very true, that there is no doubt whatsoever......

Customer- "when can i expect my delivery.
Worker- "I dont know, I work at Mcdonalds."
Me- "Dat real."

by sugarbear May 23, 2014

G Real

G-Real is keeping it a hundred with yourself. Fuck all that other bullshit, here today and gone tomorrow. Keeping it G Real is your religion. Have the upper hand when they try to bring you down. Don’t fall for sucka shit. Be that Pressure , It’s Technique. Make everything personal and never get cold feet. Stay solid , It’s a Go in front for a reason and only the Thurl survives.

Keep it G Real with me

by Poland spring October 18, 2019

Get real or fade with the dinosaurs.

The most dazzlingly brilliant string of syllables ever uttered in the history of human speech.

Your shit is played out. It’s time to get real or fade with the dinosaurs.

by $lang$linger November 17, 2021

Just keepin it real

Just keepin it real, the way the cool kids walk down the street, you know, like nerds carrying calculus III books who think they're too cool for the Calc I students. Well, that's just keepin it real. Nerd-style or hood-style.

Mary was just keepin it real when she told her sister to get on the pill during christmas time dinner.

Tom and Jerry smoked up some weed because who the heck wants to be a cartoon, you know, just keepin it real.

by serbiarocks October 6, 2010