Oscar is the biggest simp, any lady that he finds he will lay out a red carpet for them just so he can get into the friendzone
Oscar is a massive simp
by Ooogagooga March 3, 2020

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by Random military guy May 10, 2022

oscar is very very short but has a very big sex drive he gets very freaky at night he goes for the thick chicks with a slim waste his always up for a good tickle in the bush before school he is very handsome and will always pick you up if your down he doesn't like people in his way and throws the best bath partys
by xxxnuggetgirl123098xxx April 22, 2020

If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf
Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022

The most charming smile ever with great personality. Handsome with black/brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes with long lashes every girl envy’s. Super cute and knows how to make a girl laugh. They know how to make their gf smile, even when she's feeling sad. Loves food, as well as cooking. Always up for whatever even if it's illegal. Also has amazing DJ skills and likes all types of music. He is a hard worker and loves to make money.
He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.
Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.
Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.
Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.
Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
Who’s Oscar?
by NoOption July 31, 2021

by botlord406 February 23, 2022
