A better way

There isn't.

Hym "You wish there was a better way than holding kids hostage? There isn't one. This may be the child murder alternative but that doesn't mean YOU have to feel good about it."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

Better

Thinking, reason, psychology, comdey, writing, anything that would constitute a talent, any skill you could develop I can develop to a greater height, peak physical condition, probably raising your kids, probably most of the things all of that is irrelevant as so long as your abject inferiority doesn't affect your outcome you do not care.

Hym "Better question: What percentage of your fanbase are in a relationship and has that number increased, decreased, or stayed the same since you started? If the number has increased, by how much? And can the increase be attributed to what you actually promote or are other variables contributing to the increase?"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2023

You better not hurt her

A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.

Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”

by s a n d March 23, 2020

Master Better

Someone who's great at placing bets; Any bets they place usually come true

A: Man, I'm failing this exam
B: I bet you won't

*some time later*
A: Bro I got the highest marks

B: See I bet you would, I'm the master better

by flowergirl212 August 16, 2025

Tracy is better than Greg

When Tracy is smarter and dose everything better than Greg

Tracy is better than Greg when she does her action shot

by Unnamed lol this is a joke March 1, 2019

better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.

Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...

by СукаБлять March 18, 2025

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens

Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens.

by Chicken Man is built different November 17, 2020