tree toss

A retired annual show that used to be broadcasted on Much Music. Two people would take an old christmas tree, and hurl it off the end of the Much Music HQ roof, into a dumpster below. If it landed in, firworks would set off.

Rick Campenelli often took part in tree toss. It was sweet, but they ended it a couple years agoe

by <3snowjob May 9, 2006

tree wizard

Synonymous with tree doctor.

That there tree wizard cured my trees of dutch elm disease.

by Louie Anderson November 28, 2006

tree on deck

Having weed/marijuana available for smoking.

Ben: "Yo man who's got some tree on deck?"

Zanzibar: "I got you man."

Ben: "Ah thanks dawg I've been having night sweats."

by DaTruthx January 2, 2012

Tree virginity

If you're a tree virgin, you've never climbed a tree before. Most people lose their tree virginity when they're just children, but some people remain tree virgins their entire lives....what a shame.

1. "I'll be back soon mom. I'm going to the park with Sally. We're going to lose our tree virginity together."

by fessefessefesse March 13, 2010

tree thugger

aka the new age hippie, the badass hippie. the product of the combination of the hip hop and touring hippie festival cultures. commonly wears a straight brimmed baseball cap (with a tilt) with a combination of baggy pants and shirts, skateboarding shoes. The true tree thugger owns a pitbull. tree thuggers often attend hippie music festivals, and are most commonly the ones that drugs should never be purchased from.

commonly wears a straight brimmed baseball cap (with a tilt) with a combination of baggy pants and shirts, skateboarding shoes. The true tree thugger owns a pitbull

by Mikey Fitz November 7, 2008

trust tree

A mythical place where no one rats on each other especially supervisors ratting out the knuckle dragers

Yes I had my PPE on Mr. Staid. Don’t worry where in the trust tree

by jakdarb May 11, 2018

Christmas Tree

A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.

Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.

by T-Bone Hardy January 25, 2010