1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
by Pr3dair October 21, 2010
Get the homo substitutemug. An open homosexual (or gay person) who takes on the responsibility of answering a new gay or questioning person's questions about GLBT related topics. Derived from the japanese word 'sensei' meaning 'teacher'.
GUY 1: "Dude, I didn't know they were friends."
GUY 2: "They weren't, until the older one became the younger one's homo-sensei."
GUY 2: "They weren't, until the older one became the younger one's homo-sensei."
by Nobody 08 April 11, 2009
Get the Homo-senseimug. This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.
by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009
Get the Master Homomug. the act of being considered to be suspected of homogenious activities... bottom line.. thats gay my nigga
by hotspit September 26, 2010
Get the homo-suspectualmug. the act of being killed into a homosapian propulsifier in halo III, and being shot back out.
In addition, used as a demeaning description of someone who SHOULD be killed and shot out of a homosapian propulsifier.
In addition, used as a demeaning description of someone who SHOULD be killed and shot out of a homosapian propulsifier.
by gabb.ri.el. March 25, 2009
Get the homo rejectusmug. Pseudonym given to Home Depot after it was learned that they openly supported and attended both the 2010 Southern Maine Pride Festival and the 2010 Boston Gay Pride Festival amongst others in the name of "cultural diversity".
Yo Steve, if you can find the time to stop baking cheese tarts in the kitchen, perhaps we can jump on our scooter and pop on into our local Homo Depot and cruise the plumbing lanes for some potentially hard pipe.
by Endangered White Male October 27, 2010
Get the Homo Depotmug. When a gay guy and a straight girl are the best of friends, and are in love with each other, but they don't shag.
homo and juliet are the funniest couple you'll ever meet.
homo and juliet are the funniest couple you'll ever meet.
A: Have you seen that couple over there?, they are absolutely hilarious and so perfect for each other!
B: They aren't a couple! It's a total case of homo and juliet
B: They aren't a couple! It's a total case of homo and juliet
by Megastar11 November 28, 2011
Get the homo and julietmug.