Bullshit to my doorstep

When a person deliberately brings issues, drama, or emotional baggage to you or your household. Most of the time they want you to interject or help them and that would fall under the category of not your problem.

Don't bring your bullshit to my doorstep!

by Castle Enterprises November 24, 2010

The holy trinity of bullshit

An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.

Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?

Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!

Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!

by 202cm2 June 13, 2022

caca meme bullshit

Crock of bullshit that comes out of someone's mouth that knows absolutely Jack shit about what their talking about, but will try to take it for the sake of conversation: "kind of what I'm doing now!
Also Can mean: A giant crock pot of bullshit ass lies that fly from one's caca meme bullshit ass potty ridden guilt trip mouth.

hey did you hear What Tom Dick and Harry said about that bitchs pussy? They said it looked like a chewed up piece of bubblegum in a catchers mit, I think that's all a bunch of caca meme bullshit

by Murderous M.C December 13, 2017

Bullshitting Vs Lying

The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values

-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke

Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"

Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"

by UglyBuckle November 3, 2020

Unlimited Bullshit Disorder

A mental disorder where a person cannot help but make up absurd comments and/or lies. Even if repeatedly asked to stop or even threatened, the person will continue to create bullshit comment/remarks about someone.

Guy 1: Thom just told me that you were in a gay porno.
Guy 2: Thats Bullshit! he's lying.
One day later....
Guy 1:Thom said you have a crush on our male foreign language teacher.
Guy 2: WTF that's a lie. Man, the amount of bullshit Thom can make up is unbelievable he must have Unlimited Bullshit Disorder.

by Tim Le Dre December 3, 2010

monkey toe bullshit

verb: the act of using one's toes to pinch people; one can be a monkey toe bullshitter, but is not common to say.

"goddamnit aaron, i will cut off your feet if you don't quit with that monkey toe bullshit"

by alexxx April 23, 2006

Facebook is Bullshit Week

Takes place in the second week of December. Participants of Facebook is Bullshit Week are required to do one thing on facebook every day for a week, that is complete bullshit, without getting rumbled.

Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'

Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page

All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.

Happy FiBWing everyone!

(On Facebook)
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."

Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me

by Sorcha McNiven December 9, 2012