National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄

Hey did you know it's national cow day???

by CowsRUs February 19, 2020

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National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

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National Moaning day

On October 19th you have to go out In public and start Moaning loudly

Joe: Wanna go to the mall and Moan

Jessica: Wth why
Joe: it’s National Moaning day

by Lemmehititfromtheback October 13, 2019

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National witch day

Try doing a ritual

1. Hey, it’s national witch day! That means.... la chupachabra la chupacabra, come to my spiritual world

by (almost) perfection October 30, 2020

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national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

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National wife day

On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.

Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day

by #1 redler June 29, 2021

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