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National Bolzy Day

The day all the homies come together and hold each other’s cheeks to to spread some boltmister cheer. We all Love BOLZY
I can’t wait for tomorrow, it’s national Bolzy Day
by The Banksten December 25, 2020
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National rape day

April 24 is national rape day, a day where pedos try to make it ok to rape people and it’s disgusting
Guy 1: hey guess what day it is
Guy 2: national rape day (April 24
by Crazyboi69 April 24, 2021
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National Cleavage Day

a day that most men dream of!
Jane made Frank stay home so that way they could celebrate National Cleavage Day. Frank was happy that she did because he saw more of her in 10 mins. than he had seen of her in a long while!

Cleavage
by Al cappone of wiki October 19, 2009
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National Fap Day

May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.
Earl "Yo, Richard said the party's moved to Friday. Cuz it's National Fap Day."

Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."

"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."

"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"

"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."

"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"

Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
by The Fapadelics December 28, 2012
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National Crackhead Day

September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.
Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk

Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.

Crackhead: and i oop

(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)
by sksksksk42069 August 17, 2019
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National Rape Day

This isn't real, and if you think this shit is funny then fuck off because you're the damn problem. To all the horny men out there that think rape is funny, i hope you learn your lesson real fast because thinking rape is fun and funny is so disrespectful!
Guy- "It's national rape day today, we might see someone get raped"
Another person- "And you're excited for that? What the hell is wrong with you?!"
by kitsune15 April 15, 2021
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National Dick Day

As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!
“Hey (someone’s name) go grab his dick, it’s National Dick Day!”
by Olive12 May 24, 2018
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