NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.
i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar
by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005
Get the purple mushroom stampmug. In reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male cock, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom...magical or not. In refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.
by Samandcori May 3, 2006
Get the Mushroom headed warriormug. by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
Get the shit-talking mushroommug. To awaken one under the influence of psilocybin from incoherence with a quick slap of the hand to the face
Tony mushroom slapped Albert so as to awaken him from his incomprehensibly negative, drug-induced rant. (But Bert just became further enraged and had to be wheel chaired to bed.)
by Alphonse Drizzny January 5, 2009
Get the mushroom slappedmug. by kuter punch February 27, 2009
Get the exploding mushroom stampmug. by L's98 April 27, 2009
Get the Inverted Mushroommug. the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head
by tony May 2, 2004
Get the mushroom-head tattoomug.