puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday
by Bhixton6500 March 08, 2021
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special monday

Special Monday is the last Monday of every October where you have to get zooted or hammered.
by Jakkt October 27, 2020
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Mega Monday

The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020
Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!
by Dubstephero March 09, 2020
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Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.
John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.
by Booby Tuesday December 03, 2022
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The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
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Megalodon monday

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark
Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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Rocketship Monday

It's Rocketship Monday, the most important day of the year! It's always the 3rd Monday of March.
"Hey bro, are you ready for Rocketship Monday?"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
by saucerich March 15, 2022
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