Mass Academy

1) Hell on earth

2) A place that advertises longer school days as a benefit of attending

3) Where 15-year-olds attend college

4) A "fun" school for all the chinks and gooks

5) Where white kids are the minority and your teachers are nerdy middle schoolers

6)An advanced two-year secondary school program at Worcester Polytechnic Institute (WPI); specialized grade 11 coursework in math modeling, physics, engineering, technical writing, research, computer science, humanities, and french; grade 12 coursework selected from the WPI Undergraduate courses.

7) Oh and the principal shares their name with a big purple dinosaur

Hey, do you go to Mass Academy? Yeah, I love it! (Said no one ever)

by massacadgrad March 21, 2017

Massachusetts

A state part of New England where gays can get married. It is also home to the Red Sox, Super bowl champion Patriots, the Bruins, and the wicked sucky celtics and also called taxachusetts because the taxes are to damn high

I live in Massachusetts.

by mike H. May 16, 2004

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)

A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.

by Pinto July 31, 2003

Linguam Massage

Prostate Massage, The carressing of the anal crevis or finger massaging the anus up to the prostate. Usually practiced durring a HJ (hand job for a man) or Doggie style (for a woman). Not nessacarily a homosexual act.

I dont know about that Linguam Massage, she wasn't supposed to stick her finger that far up my ass. Stop, ok keep going.

by Benjosan June 11, 2006

The Virginia Slim Massacre

When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.

His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.

The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.

Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.

by Grinnell April 10, 2008

Massachusetts Sleigh Ride

A sexual position not found in the Kama Sutra which consists of 1 whale, a harpoon and an unusually large amount of oil.

Mr Weinstein: Does anybody know what a Massachusetts Sleigh Ride is?

by FyoCuK September 28, 2010

moot massage

My friend Paul and I created this term in response to tea bagging: giving a moot massage is the female equivalent (because females don't have the proper equipment to tea bag). It's describes a female player squatting above the face of an opponent she's just killed ingame. Particularly used in Halo 3 on Xbox Live.

Variations include the act of squatting up and down repeatedly, and rubbing the moot along the length of the downed opponent whilst crouched.

Having just killed an opponent ingame: "You're gettin' a moot massage!!" while repeatedly crouching and standing over the head of the opponent's corpse, especially before they've respawned.

Pre-game lobby (social games): "If I kill you, you're getting a moot massage."

by Ms Bindy July 6, 2008