Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.
“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”
by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024
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tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 1, 2022
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by GermaniumL November 18, 2025
Get the This little light of mine mug.Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon
When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.
Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.
Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.
by Ombligo July 13, 2015
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Get the Mine Head mug.Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.
Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.
Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.
by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016
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