mario kart lick

Mario kart song played on a saxophone

dequan played the mario kart lick on his sax

by obviouslyretarded February 18, 2021

Mariocentic

Theory that Marz is the center of the universe.

Contrary to popular heliocentric belief, my mariocentric model clearly demonstrates how MARZ is the center of the univers!

by Astronomer Arek December 23, 2004

Mario Amino

A community for fans of Drama, and Mario, created by Narvii inc.

1: Hey, are you in Mario Amino too?
2: Yes I am! My username is ___

by RubenTheToad May 10, 2017

Mario

He got a huge dick and he might fucked your girlfriend or your wife (age doesn’t matter)

Gf: I love you Mario
Mario’s: I’m just here for the sex

by Huge Cock for your mom May 2, 2018

Mario Party

An orgy, where the members take turns playing Nintendo the entire time.

We had a Mario Party, and I got to pretend I had a Yoshi tongue.

by Mr Pokey March 16, 2004

mario

An awesome singer. Mostly known for his hit song "Let Me Love You" which was released in early 2005. His second album, Turning Point, went double platinum. He has two billboard awards: Hot 100 Song of the Year and R&B/hip-hop Song of the Year. He is nominated for two Grammy's: Best Contemporary R&B Album and Best Male R&B Vocal Performance.

Mario singing:
You should let me love you
Let me be the one to
Give you everything you want and need...

by Kristina Shands July 29, 2008

Mario

An Ecuadorian boy at the barber shop that specializes in male pubic hair styling. He is usually uses anti-crab shampoo first because he would not want you to get crabs that live on his penis. His favorite type of pubic hair styling is the Monty Python where he sucks your penis and then uses the saliva on it as a gel to comb your hair into a workable medium. He then proceeds to cut an exact replica of Monty Python on your pubes. He does not charge because he states he was given the chance to suck on your penis and give it a trim at the same time. He also takes the pubes shaven off of you to a Bosley Medical center, where they are grafted into his hair to cover up his balding spots.

Teddy: Check out the stylin' Monty Python I just got from Mario!
Claire: How much did it cost??
Teddy: Its free because he's an illegal immigrant!

by Itest March 5, 2009