ocean man

The dankest man with a large dolphin dick that loves to ride to the beach. Penetrates whales and claims them as his own. Rides them to the sunset.

Oh, bro! It's Ocean Man!
Look at that riding! So Ocean Man-like!

by crimvos October 7, 2016

man boobies

boobies belonging to a man, generally in the possession of super pea

CAUTION: the sight of man boobies can often cause vomit.

by prancing charlie April 28, 2005

the anime man

A man on YouTube, who rates anime. And loves to bullshit on some of them.

Stop hating on SAO, you're such the anime man.

by Neko_God March 19, 2017

man wing

The opposite of a wingman.
A guy that you bring with you to help you pick up girls, but he takes the hot girl and let's you take the less attractive girl.

Man wing- "I'll help you pick up girls, but I'll take the best looking one".

by Tomas Mendes May 23, 2014

Moose Man

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.

Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*

by yerxa December 11, 2020

man tent

When a guy is either sleeping or in a sleep position and has a boner causing the sheet/covers to look like a big tent.

This morning my boyfriend had a huge man tent going on.

by jtt418 June 14, 2009

turkey man

The silliest and biggest man of the turkeys

Oh look theres the turkey man

by LLegs October 8, 2018