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Monke

Frank is a monke
by Green600 December 25, 2021
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Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.
You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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MONKE

WHEN YOU STCIK YOUR DICK IN A GIRL OR A BOY YOU NEVER KNOW ITS 2022 AND STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN SCREAMING BANANA
by MONKEPPFARTBANANA April 3, 2022
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Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.
Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022
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monke

look at this monke. ooga boofga ooooga booga
by monke y April 11, 2022
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The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...
Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.
by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022
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monke

a sex word for destroying some cock (adj.)
wow, she monke my dick
by coolfrogs April 15, 2022
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