Mobile Merge

When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.
That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.
by cquillian April 17, 2013
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catshit mobile

When idiots let their pet cats live illegally inside their vehicle and all you smell is ammonia and cat shit.
"Aw hell no . I'm not getting in that catshit mobile bro."
by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017
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mobile home

type of houses that usually get tossed 2 miles/pancaked whenever a tornado higher than an EF3 hits it
1: “where’d the mobile home go”
2: “EF4 destroyed it”
1: “fuck
by baltimorefella April 28, 2024
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Clit Mobile

A car full of prostitutes ready for it.
I drive a Clit Mobile
by The Banter Lad January 08, 2017
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Battlegrounds Mobile India

Pubg Mobile but with a different name published in India. Same cancer of a game still. Game that you play because you are too poor to buy a Gaming PC/Console. Played by "Chapris". A game that Indians make montages of with random loud Non Copyrighted Music and begs for random people on Instagram to share it. Game that makes teenagers choose youtube as a job and regret their life later.
1. Bijubon - Omg PUBG MOBILE is back in India as Battlegrounds mobile India. Can't wait to play it again.
Aryan - We are no longer friends sorry bro
2. Krishnan - Can you share my Battlegrounds Mobile India montage bro ?
Joydeep - I am blocking you "Chapri"
by Shihiro Taiyo May 22, 2021
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Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.
Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.
by moth. August 07, 2021
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Depreciation-mobile

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.
2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
by Farter2024 July 24, 2024
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