tube light

some one whos slow when it comes to jokes
it takes him a while to get a joke.

tube lights flash 3-4 times before they go on.

a slow person blinks 3 - 4 times before getting a funny joke and then laughs

maaan ur such a fuckin tube light
i hate tellin jokes to tube lights
your a tube light, ass hole
you killed the joke tube light

by Sincere February 28, 2005

laughter choke

Laughing in a choking way

When you are drinking and someone cracks up a joke and as you start laughing you start choking up as well and it turns out to be a laughter choke

by Tazering August 14, 2011

laught

A dumb man's way to say "laughed".

I laught at how stupid I am.

by SirBrando April 18, 2016

White Lighter Myth

Time to expose the origins of this myth. Back in 1973, when the first Bic disposable lighter was introduced, it was only available in two colors. Black and White. Back then the entire lighter was one solid color, unlike today where no matter the color of the lighter, the bottom is white. So when using a black lighter to smoke pot, the ash from packing the bowl down would not be visible. Unlike the white lighter that would show "evidence of illicit drug use"(that's the excuse the cops would use to detain you). Nowadays all lighters have a white bottom piece, so no one color should be considered bad luck.

Now that being said...I still believe in the White Lighter Myth, simply because the only time I've ever possessed a white Bic lighter I had a string of bad luck. A friend had left a white lighter in my car, so used it to light a cig, not five minutes later I get rear-ended. To add insult to injury my bong was in the trunk and had been completely destroyed by the accident. Get home, grab my other car, drive to my friends house (the one that left the white lighter in my car) and I run out of gas (the gauge showed a full tank). I called my buddy to bring some gas, when he showed up i told him everything that had happened and blamed it all on his stupid lighter. He denied ownership of said white lighter.

by CtrlAltBlaze December 14, 2010

tripping the light fantastic

To have fun when going out, especially when dancing under disco lights at clubs/parties.

see also: get down; groove tonight

(me)That was me tripping the light fantastic with Traci Johnson at the the Spring Fling Dance Thing!
(lackey)I wish I were as cool as you. I stood by the wall the whole time and cried.

by knowledge August 24, 2004

red light district

the area of a town or city where prostitution takes place

Stay away from the red light district if you don't want to get anything nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2010

Charge of the light brigade

A verb. To do or perform a very brave inspired, but ultimately foolish, self-crippling and suicidal act. Can be put in both social and political context.

"Going on stage was a total charge of the light brigade..."

by LHG April 10, 2007