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I love you

Person 1: I love you.
Person 2: I love you too.
Person 1: *wakes up*
by Bruh306 June 29, 2021
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kaelyn: i love you

brady: i love you more

kaelyn: not according to urban dictionary😤🥰
by kaelynnnn June 28, 2021
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i love you

said by people who want to do nothing but hurt you.
‘i love you’ boy stfu no u don’t.
by ucouldn3va April 10, 2022
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Jesus Loves You

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023
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I Love You

p 1: "ohemgee! ____ told me he loved me yesterday!!!!!"

p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM
by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie February 12, 2023
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Love You

A narcissist's passive way of telling someone "I'm not going to love you, I have better things to do. Go love yourself." This is done with the intention of gaslighting the addressee into thinking that they are actually in a normal conversation, when in fact, they have been manipulated in the most passive, charismatic, and grammatically-correct way possible.
"I missed you and I just wanted to know if you were able to talk!"

"I...have to go to work now. Love you! ~"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
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