London Bandit

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools

Dylan is a London bandit

by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020

London

A dick, fuckboy and a player. He cheats on every girlfriend he has. He doesn't respect woman. He has a lot of acne and anger issues. He is a bad kisser with a very small dick. He is bad at flirting and takes ugly selfies. If you're dating a guy who's name is London, dump him. He is a piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be happy. He is very desperate and is not a good hugger.

"My boyfriend cheated on me!"
"Omg what a London!"

by pizzarhut April 6, 2019

mr london

A very wealthy cockney gentleman sometimes referred to as Mr Landan, a close relation of Dr Evil.

mr london Well fuck me geezer er cums mr fackin landan init , hes fackin minted inee.....Cant

by Khimler December 22, 2016

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

London

stank fish ass bitch that cant keep her legs close cuz she dont take showers she stay eating dick

london riley

by jane doe 2 March 19, 2019

London Bong

When you use a London Fog tea as bong water

We hit that London Bong and it was pretty okay; if London Bong is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

by Sterling Sykes May 23, 2021

London

A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.

American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!

London chav：“I have no fucking clue.”

by nugget.hates.life November 8, 2019