Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.

Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!

by Ultimate Scandinavian lobster August 16, 2012

Lobster Fresh

Update of the antiquated expression Creasent Fresh. Similarly meaning, exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense.

Did you hear that new band? They are so lobster fresh!

by Xioz Tzu July 22, 2008

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

Lit Lobsters

Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.

Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"

by LitLobster November 11, 2018

broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

by yunghunghose February 25, 2019