Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

link

HOW DO I ADD THESE TO MY DEFINITIONS.

Person: (adds links)
Me: how did you do that
Person: bruhh

by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

Like the Picture Not the Link

Something people on Facebook used to say in 2010 after posting a picture or pictures, as Facebook would make a post with the user's personalized message showing off the picture(s) that had separate likes from the actual picture(s), whose thumbnail image a user had to click or press on individually to like.

Message of Facebook User posting a picture on Facebook, circa 2010 AD: Like the picture not the link hoesss <3333 lolzers lolzomg

by PKDL December 15, 2022

Links Everywhere

When you type all the words with brackets

Wikipedia has links everywhere

by Entry not found July 18, 2019

Link

Link is a pet name for the one you keep it on the down low with, referring to a Sneaky Link.

“hey Link, we still on for my place tn?”

“nah, my man might find out.”

by urcraziestex January 14, 2024

Missing link

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.

“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”

by Faecal matters October 30, 2020

Mamba Link

When two penises of the same skin color are conjoined via the foreskin. (Docking with more rules)

"I've gooned all morning bro, I dont have enough juice for the party later"
"You're good man I got you, this must be your first mamba link"

by FutaShuffle June 24, 2025