by Gotnotimeforhaters January 8, 2022
Get the Slide On a Late Night mug.Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, Marcel"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.
by vjel October 10, 2022
Get the late. mug.bay area for "I gotta go. Fuck you." Generally used when you're out of fucks to give or want to save brain space for other shit.
Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, --boy--"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late."
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late."
by vjel October 10, 2022
Get the late. mug.by dchoesrundaworld October 18, 2022
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by I Am The Meaning Of Life November 8, 2021
Get the Late mug.The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
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by Austin is nothing to see :) October 27, 2021
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