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No kitty, this is my pot pie 

*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"
"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.

hello kitty says acab 

a term used by social rejects who want to make supporting acab & blm an aesthetic so they can seem "quirky" and "cool" when in reality they aren't and their making the movement look bad
person 1: hello kitty says acab
person 2: shut the fuck up emily we dont care about your shitty aesthetic either support blm or not

Tord_Kitty 

Someone who makes amazing cats on tiktok and makes peoples days better
"Hey dude did you see tord_kittys new cat I think it's really good"
Tord_Kitty by Roniter July 3, 2021

Hello Kitty Girl 

Primary characteristics: self-confident appearance, obsession with the sanrio universe (or other children franchises), mental disorders (e.g. borderline, depression, daddy issues), sexually open, from unstable family background

Hello Kitty Girls are usually not open to monogamous relationships and usually have relationships of a purely sexual nature without emotional attachment. Especially on people with a Dear Daniel personality they seem extremely attractive. These people are mainly characterized by low self-esteem and weak personality. They form a perfect mirror image of Hello Kitty Girls.
If a relationship with a Hello Kitty Girl actually develops, it usually takes place in two phases.
First, they are extremely fixated on her partner. The relationship usually quickly turns into a sexual and emotional dependence of both on each other.
At a certain point, the mental disturbances that have been put aside until then usually take over again and the Hello Kitty Girl starts to let her partner feel this. Finally, the relationship ends after a period of between 3 and 12 months. While the Hello Kitty Girl falls into her usual patterns of affairs, the Dear Daniel personality is usually left with an inner emptiness due to the long emotional contact with a mentally ill person.

Because of these currently frequent occurrences, Hello Kitty Girls have a reputation for destroying the hearts of well-intentioned lovers and dragging them down with them into a hole of depression.
Friend: hey are you okay? I havent seen you laughting for ages. Is it because of your Hello Kitty Girlfreind?

You: I dont want to talk about it, its complicated...

frosted kitty treats 

Cat poops covered in kitty litter, primarily those found and eaten by your dog.
I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.

my titty kitty 

This is the feline version of a titty baby, a snuggly pus who loves to stay with their human family.
There is my titty kitty on my feet - Muffy!
my titty kitty by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020