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Juan

Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!
Why are you being such a Juan?
by ilovejuan September 28, 2017
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Juan Emilio

Juan Emilio is someone nice and fun to be around they are usually funny and very electric , they are very cheerful and in a group would often be the clown , they like to make people laugh and that makes them happy .
Juan Emilio is hilarious that he wrote his own def emiratí on if urban dictionary
by Bussyboysandfemboysdik November 24, 2021
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Juan

A black person who thinks he is white, this name is given to black dwarfs who have down syndrome.
Person 1: Where is Juan
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo
by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023
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Juan Pablo

A tall loving person that has the fattest and longest cock you will ever see in your fucking life 10-14 inches
Dude Juan Pablo has a fatass fucking cock
by Pussyyur November 23, 2021
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juan and isabel

Literally the best couple out there. Always the coolest people in town, best looking couple around. You wish you could be like them but you aren’t and it’s ok. If your name is Juan, get urself an Isabel.
A: “Omg are those Juan and Isabel?”

B: “Yeah they’re so hot they shd make a sex tape
by hotchick99hotbuffalowings January 5, 2023
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San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009
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