Jordan (girl)

Energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a friend.

Jordan (girl) sees her friend sad: Hey you ok?
Friend: Yes I-I'm ok
Jordan (girl): You're obviously not so tell me what's wrong I want to help

by CatsTeachLessons July 4, 2016

Jordan (male)

Jordan is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous with dark hair and hazel eyes, and sunkissed skin. May seem shy when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will fall in love in an instant. He is so funny, kind, caring, athletic, smart and just perfect! Meeting a Jordan is the best thing that will ever happen to you, it will change your life forever. His smile makes people happy from the inside and getting along with him is super easy. He loves to surf, and when talking about this passion his eyes light up and he smiles, making you feel warm and happy for ages after you’ve finished talking to him, minutes feel like hours without Jordan and he can make a group of people happy without even trying. He is the man you will want to spend the rest of your life with, any person with a Jordan in their life should feel privileged and a girlfriend of Jordan’s is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jordan (male) is the best person I’ve ever met

by fairygirl81 June 8, 2018

Michael Jordan!

When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand

by hxtlne August 28, 2018

Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".

Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.

by acousticvis June 18, 2011

Pulling a Jordan

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)

Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.

by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019

Jordan Rudess

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.

Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.

by Jack Bond August 6, 2006

Jordan(boy)

Jordan(boy)

A guy who is a chill dude. He has an amazing smile and gives great hugs.Any girl would be lucky to be with him!

Person 1: "hey do you know Jordan(boy) ?"

Person 2: " Yeah! He is so cool! We all need to hang out sometime."

by redhead2001_ February 26, 2017