A beginner or an amateur skier/snowboarder who’s out of their depth. The chairlift is their biggest nightmare. They’re typically more concerned with the aesthetics of skiing, sporting gear with price tags that usually far outweigh their skillset. They’ll refrain from asking for the easiest way down the mountain until reaching the top of the chairlift, only to traverse in a pizza or edge slide their way all the way back to the lodge where they will proceed to get insatiably hammered before hitting the slopes once more.
“You’re improving a lot, but you still kinda ride like a Jerry. Don’t worry, we all did at some point!”
by OfficeLord June 4, 2024
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Man, you see Jerry Predator over there, remember back in college when that failure kept screwing everything up? Never thought he'd make such a huge comeback like this.
by Randy The Xenomorph September 19, 2016
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Get the Jerry Rigged Everything mug.Jerry lofton is the most hard headed man ever, but He loves you with all his heart but tries to hide it. He is very shy and extremely hot! He’s an animal lover, and acts like a little kid when he’s gets comfortable. He’s super loyal and has great work ethic. He loves trucks and video games too. All around a great guy with a big heart. Lofton is so perfect!
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by Hlharper05 January 14, 2024
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by Most craxy July 28, 2021
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by lucas_0526 April 25, 2025
Get the jerry mug.When a woman has a sexual interest in a older man preferably 65+. Grey hair and wrinkled skin are a must.
Girl 1: Omg you won’t believe who Amy is sleeping with! Girl 2: Who? Girl 1:Well let’s just say she has a Jerry Care fetish. Girl 2: Omg that’s disgusting!!
by The Adversary January 22, 2021
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