Jared Leto

To kill a franchise

It was doing so well but they Jared Leto'd it.

by Zed524632 October 14, 2025

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The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.

Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."

by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011

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go to Jared

a phrase indicative of female beauty, as put into the public consciousness by the famous "He went to Jared" commercials.

Gawdam...I would sooooo go to Jared for her

by ColonelColonel November 23, 2010

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Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016

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Ped-Jared

A cockblocking guy who is a grade older notice the ped standing for pedofile Jared. See our definition of Jared.

15 yr-old Boyfriend: Hey you wanna hang out later.
15 yr-old Girlfriend: Ya maybe
Ped-Jared: We can go in my car.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Way to be a Ped-Jared Fag. Hang out with girls your own age.

by hometree January 21, 2011

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