Jade Carter

Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.

Jade Carter is a legend

by punanislayer September 21, 2021

Jade Mountain

A real place, but it's also a mountain in Wings of Fire (WoF) that has been made into a school by the Dragonets of Destiny (DoD.) It has five different winglets, which are the groups of dragons that go to the different classes. These winglets include one of each of the seven tribes of Pyrrhia. In Darkstalkers time, it used to be the second tallest, but an earthquake shortened the tallest mountain, making Jade Mountain the tallest.

Dragon 1: What's the tallest mountain in Pyrrhia?
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.

by anonymous June 22, 2023

jade comb

An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.

Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"

"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."

Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.

by MotherOfPanda March 26, 2021

sophia jade

sexy hot girl. married to taylor swift. loves deez nutz and ur mom.

person 1- what’s sophia jade doing tonight? i want to hang out with that baddie so bad 😍😍😍🙌
person 2- probably sucking dee’s nuts… he has the best nuts in town
person 1- man i wish i was dee.

by taylorswiftlover1989 November 21, 2021

Javier and Jade

Two very wonderful people who obviously are meant for each other based on their wonderful-ness. A madly in love couple.

Wow that couple is so happy, they MUST be Javier and Jade

by thegeorgeguru September 13, 2009

Jade Monkey

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.

Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey

by Enorelbot September 25, 2007

Jade's Ass

Jades ass will make your head turn fast. It's thicc af and you just can't stop thinking about getting a piece of it to yourself. Her ass will make you change the way you think of other asses.

GAH DAYYUMM! LOOK AT DAY SHIT BRUH TF JADE'S ASS IMMA PASS OUT!!

by KnowingFineKnowledge August 9, 2016