sophia jade

sexy hot girl. married to taylor swift. loves deez nutz and ur mom.

person 1- what’s sophia jade doing tonight? i want to hang out with that baddie so bad 😍😍😍🙌
person 2- probably sucking dee’s nuts… he has the best nuts in town
person 1- man i wish i was dee.

by taylorswiftlover1989 November 21, 2021

jade comb

An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.

Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"

"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."

Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.

by MotherOfPanda March 26, 2021

Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )

“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”

by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022

maddison jade

she may be crazy but she is a nice person and she dose not TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY!!!!!! and very cute

maddison jade you just got to love her.

by naratoe nutzx May 2, 2022

Jade Carter

Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.

Jade Carter is a legend

by punanislayer September 21, 2021

jade buford

SEXIEST RACECAR DRIVER OF ALL TIME.

Man look at Jade Buford he’s so hot, I bet all the men, women and non binary people want him.

by Icytaxi June 7, 2021

Ashley-Jade

A dedicated and ambitious individual who seeks to continue developing her skill and abilities. She is an advocate for change and finds joy in making a positive impact on the life of others.

Ashley-Jade is most likely a good singer and public speaker.

Don't hesitate to be an Ashley-Jade.

by whoknows15 November 22, 2021