jimmy newtron

Jimmy Newtron is an intelligent boy who saves the day with his diabetic friend. Destroys everyone with logic, even his own father. This child has no mercy. (also calls salt sodium chloride.)

" Are you gonna finish that croissant?"
Jimmy Newtron- little Einstein in a bad way.

by Shrimp taco October 22, 2017

jimmy john

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.

John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.

by The manliest November 17, 2017

bitch jimmy

Short hairy person with a mane made of pubic hair. Also known as dwarf. Also has shitty attitude, is lazy, and is possibly the gayest thing alive and usually has an obese mother.

That bitch Jimmy over there can kiester four apples
The bitch Jimmy says, "fuck you kain"

by Half bean July 14, 2016

Uncle Jimmy

The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden

The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy

by Uncle Jimmy from Sweeden March 12, 2020

Jimmy Conway

A man who is insanely rich, sells guns, likes to smoke and joke with you, but is not very lucky with the women because he has a quick temper. If you mess with him, he'll steal your truck or mug you.

Real definition: James Burke, also known as "Jimmy the Gent", was an Irish American gangster and Lucchese crime family associate who is believed to have organized the 1978 Lufthansa heist

Bill: Damn man, Jimmy Conway just mugged me!

Bob: You might know who he is, but he knows who you are.

by MrConway April 30, 2020

little jimmy

your propeller hat wearing child that Karen stole from you.

little jimmy and his propeller hat are rotting in my basement - Karen

by wee.wee.man July 28, 2020

jimmy floater

When one deficates in another's toilet but not flushing it, leaving it for them to handle

God damnit! Robby left me a jimmy floater in my toilet!

by Mudda fucka September 17, 2013