classic vlandis

When a Vlandis (klutz) does a stupid action.

Wow way to flunk you quiz, classic Vlandis

by Jjfumes April 18, 2015

Moha classic

Moha classic is a move where you ghost someone in the talking stage and come back later sayin “you were fighting demons”

oh ma bad I had some stuff to deal with but I’m back. That’s a moha classic

by m0ha November 21, 2021

The Rikx Classic

The act of stuffing an ice lolly up the partners anal cavity while they are asleep, and then procceding to use it as a gag and skull fuck them. Please note, inserting it into the partners mouth in a quick fashion will achieve maximum satisfaction.

India dumped Nathan, so he went on to perform the Rikx classics on her.

by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020

Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.

"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."

by anongonwild November 9, 2017

Providence Classical Academy

A school filled with bigots and privileged white people. They also bring in pedophiles and people who still accept slavery and communism as teachers.

Dude, please never go to Providence Classical Academy it sucks ass.

by Baguettes and bread November 3, 2021

classic dump

classic dump is when your blocked up for a month or two

kerrie: yo i have have been classic dumped for a while now

suzy: is that when you haven’t pooped in a month or two?

by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021

Retro classic

A retro classic would be considered being an autistic monkey that prefers to say easy a lot.

Everyone: Chilling

Retro monkey: kills everyone then says easy.

Everyone: what a retro classic, put him in the monkey cage

by WhiteCop January 16, 2021