3 sheets to the wind

Drunk

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind

by anonymous November 24, 2021

The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013

wind in your sails

favorable circumstances

may you find wind in your sails

by Agnishom June 9, 2022

Boston Wind Tunnel

Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.

"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"

by The green power ranger September 20, 2016

Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder

James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.

by nestegg November 20, 2020

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018

Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.

Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.

by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020