Kentucky Handshake

When someone rips your arm off and shoves it up your ass. Popularized by the webcomic 'Bug'

John, shut your mouth or I'll give you a Kentucky Handshake.

by Malkontent42 September 18, 2010

downtown handshake

Euphemism for manual stimulation of the male penis by a dirty hooker (for money) employing the non-dominant hand and lubricated by bearing grease.

Todd was so poor, he couldn't afford a bj from a real hooker, so he had to settle for a downtown handshake from Holly Herpes behind the Jr. Food Store.

by leedlicks247rocker April 27, 2010

Fanny hands

The hands of a person who pickpockets fanny packs, specifically fanny packs worn on the rear rather then the front side.

The thief used his dirty fanny hands to take the money out of the old ladies fanny pack without her even knowing.

by FannyHandsMcGee November 7, 2011

HERP ON THE HANDS

1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"

2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.

Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"

Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"

by onecrazybeach May 22, 2011

Hamilton Handshake

The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.

Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?

Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!

Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!

**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**

by Senor Musk March 29, 2007

fuck me handshake

a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse

"Dude, Marvin, that chick over there just gave me the fuck me handshake, should I go for it?"

by jessica the magnificent October 26, 2008

hands

When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.

Jonathon: Shit, I don't know what to write in this example box!
Bumm: Hands, no brakes! *slap*

by Jonathon, Bumm, Jope, Ryan, and Tyger September 3, 2007