junt hook

When someone sticks their finger up the ass hole and through to the vagina. If it is not specified who is doing the junt hooking it is your father.

I got junt hooked so hard last night I think the hole is permanent. (dad)
David junt hook me now!

by revenge_of_the_junthooker November 7, 2012

Fanny Hooks

A mans fingers.

When lifting a large stone or piece of wood with others, "Here, get your fanny hooks around this."

by Yorkshire Pud February 16, 2009

Nice hook

When an angler catches a nice fish .

My friend posted a fish that he caught on FB and the comment was nice hook.

by Hot Rod Long December 2, 2015

Vag-hook

Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way

Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room

Jim: You da man! *high fives*

...

Jim: We're both going to hell for this.

Joe: Yup.

by Mr_Yellow January 18, 2010

Hook up

I have absolutely no idea anymore. It's one of those ambiguous terms that could mean anything from making out to having sex. Its only purpose is to confuse everyone and evoke numerous debates.

Amelia: "Hook up is either getting off or sex."
Theo: "hook up just means sex..."
Amelia: "I'll prove it! Check Urban dictionary."

by Theophilic October 4, 2016

Hook Down

The noncommitment of a hookup but with little physical interaction.

"Ya me and this girl hooked down. She seems really intelligent and is good at conversation. It was a nice way to spend a half hour."

"Ya Derick is such a great hook down, he is such a good listener and totally respects my space. "

"Hook downs aren't a big deal, casual conversations happens all the time."

by Considerable ForeThought June 19, 2017

hook nail

any one or all of your toenails that have hardened by fungus and overgrown to a point resembling a hook or a claw. it will scratch you if it gets near your legs or rip your sheets. Can also be seen ripping through a knee high or painted badly in flip flops. Usually includes a crusty thick skinned ashy foot

girlfriend: I'm so tired of your busted up hook nail rippin' up my Martha Stewart sheets you broke ass nigga

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018