by Krellanis February 22, 2018

Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.
by namer-of-names January 16, 2012

something said when a person feels left out of a situation; when a bunch of other people get something and one person is left out; refers to trident layers commercial
John- hey Jill you look awesome today
Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself
Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!
Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself
Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!
by Ike Antfly October 1, 2010

by kennybabi92 June 10, 2008

by Hippies April 20, 2006

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.
by Kentucky kfc January 27, 2022

Person E: How it feels to chew 5 gum
Person X: 5 how to feel it chew gum
Person Y: Feel it chew, how it 5
Person Z: How it chew to feel gum 5
Person X: 5 how to feel it chew gum
Person Y: Feel it chew, how it 5
Person Z: How it chew to feel gum 5
by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021
