grenade

something Bruno Mars would catch

“I'd catch a grenade for ya”

by aka.danasia November 26, 2018

Grenade

An overweight, undesirable woman that one must jump on so a friend can get with a prettier girl.

“Nah dude, she’s a grenade.”
“I ain’t gonna hit that again, she a grenade”

by Hannes Rautie February 05, 2020

Grenade

A handheld explosive. Pull the pin, boom. All problem gone

I threw a grenade at those terrorists

by T0varisch March 18, 2020

Grenade

Even louder than a heavy thunder bolt strike! Imagine at 4:30 in the morning you’re on computer playing a boxing game with the volume at the maximum level, then losing the match makes a household of 6 wake up as if they’re about to rocket themselves to the sun!

“Kid, this wrestling noise woke me up like a grenade!”

by LikeXD31 August 15, 2021

Grenade

When a male puts his fist in a vagina and quickly opens it- like a grenade

I’m so sore... he tried the grenade on me last night!

by Fr3nchbread September 10, 2018

Grenade

Something that a certain friend should not be holding in a certain game. Because he would explode himself and be a total and complete failure

I'll use the grenade.....Where is it?......Oh shit.... *And died*

by bloodyshits May 30, 2021

Grenade Gut

Military slang for Ulcerative Colitis

CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN

Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?

Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.

by moonsuck December 12, 2023