Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.

I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.

by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head

I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Grenade

An overweight, undesirable woman that one must jump on so a friend can get with a prettier girl.

“Nah dude, she’s a grenade.”
“I ain’t gonna hit that again, she a grenade”

by Hannes Rautie February 5, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

male grenade

An ugly guy usually found in a group of hotties, on a dating app, or at the club.

“Girl, i’m on a date with a MALE GRENADE”

by snookiiiiiii July 10, 2023