Dishevelled Goblin

What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.

I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.

by undsioux7 January 25, 2023

Drama Goblin

Someone who gleefully and unashamedly welcomes and shares (relatively) harmless gossip.

"That's my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend! I'm too much of a Drama Goblin not to say something to her!"

"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"

by ElJanel November 5, 2023

Goblin Brain

When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .

Hey dude this game had my Goblin Brain freaking out

by ThePlatformerAU December 9, 2022

Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.

Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.

by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023

culture goblin

it’s someone who is like disrespects or hates the people of the culture but like uses the culture for their gain and appropriate the culture

yea emma is a culture goblin, she hates blsck peoole but loves rap music

by Funniez July 8, 2023

Glizzy goblin

When at younglife camp you become the glizzy master (Daniel R).

“Lights out all you glizzy goblins, it’s not Halloween.”

by Chedddddddddddd July 16, 2023

Pumpkin-Goblin

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.

Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!

by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023