The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.

While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates

by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021

Ice Factor

The unit used to measure the amount someone looks straight from Cartoon Network. One with high "Ice Factor" may be considered: surreal, animatronic, humanoid, not from real life. Ice Factor borders on uncanny valley, but can be differentiated by its animated or cartoon-like similarity.

This bitch got Ice Factor 🥶

by Dope6969 June 4, 2023

the suit factor

The belief that every guy instantly looks more attractive when he's wearing a suit.

That guy has the suit factor, he's like James bond

by Keuscher February 9, 2015

Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.

Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!

by KSparx September 17, 2024

Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

factor 75

the most evil torture method ever, they hypnotize people into eating the most disgusting shit ever

my mom made me eat a factor 75 meal and it was the worst meal EVER

by nolan12345678910 January 11, 2024

V-Factor

A multiplication or division factor for any claim to normalize it.

He ran 20 miles to deliver the message, perhaps after a V-factor he ran 4 miles.

by lih_calih February 3, 2021