Ethan

The Type of guy thats a jerk and thinks he's "all That" but isnt...normally if u upset him he'll call you a "Slutmcskankyscumbag'

Girl 1: i hung out with ethan last night
Girl 2; OMG R U OK?!?!?

by Awesomeness101(; January 2, 2012

Ethan

A fat kent who thrives off eating at burger king all day. Although an ethan consists of a large juicy penis, his inability to shake off his poor eating habits costs him dearly. To put it simply, if an ethan was able to successfully bed a girl then the world is becoming fucked over.

At burger king....
Jace: whos that guy???
(Nom nom nom nom nom nom)
Will: ohhh.. that's an ethan

by Jason.G#1 July 11, 2010

Ethan

Ethan is a name given who is gay and like watching people have sex and sticks beer bottles up his bum

Girl whis he
Boy my boyfriend
Girl he's gay
Boy yea what's wrong with gsy people
Girl Ethan trump

by Jim coot December 27, 2016

Ethan

A litteral piece of shit, he sucks and doesnt deserve to live. Ethan's are typically extremely annoying and should be dead.

Reasonable person: Go kill your self, Ethan

by PenisFuckboi June 17, 2018

Ethan

Smallest dick ever. An Ethan is the type of person to get truly upset over a friend joking around about their shitty haircut

Dale: "Oi look at Ethan's haircut"
Josh: "Where'd you get it cut the lawnmower store??"
Ethan: "Fuck you guys you guys are cunts nah that's it"
Dale: "What a fuckin Ethan"

by kickassboi January 15, 2017

Ethan

This individual loves to pull the short girls, this is because he knows that it will be less struggle to suck his one inch wonder because they won't have to get on their knees, thats how short he likes his girls. This individual also tends to have hair that makes him look like he just got eletrecuted.

I wanna have a short girl and massive hair like Ethan

by savageboy147938 December 25, 2016

Ethan

A Handsome man with a addiction to ladies. Usually has Brown eyes

Of Course he gets all the girls , he is Ethan after all

by SemenSuper August 28, 2016